Ever wonder what your 50-something English teacher thinks about Video Games? Well, here is your chance to jump into the mind of a teacher that observes students discussing “them crazy whach-a-madoo machines” called Video Games. Patrick Welsh wrote this article for the Washington Post trying to find the allure of video gaming. All I can say to Patrick is, “Shooting guns that burn flesh while stealing cars at 50 miles an hour and picking up toilets from a bathroom stall with my gravity gun so I can hurl it at your face makes me grin”. That suffice?